Hey, I’m Mikey.

I’m a rogue agency copywriter who’s written for some of the world’s top brands, including Breville, Sage, and Tesla (back when they were cool). Before that, I was in the top 10% of Upwork’s freelance writers.

As much as I’d love to thrill you with my full personal history, you’ll likely get way more value if you follow me on Medium.

That’s where I write words that make you laugh, cry, and experience existential dread — sometimes all at once.

Actual image of me experiencing existential dread in a Kanagawa cafe

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Oh, you’re still here?

Well, I guess I can tell you what to expect if you read my words?

• Clean content free of politics, profanity, or other polarizing material
• Storytelling-driven thought leadership – absolutely no AI content
• Insights rooted in psychology (I was a high school psych-sub)

If that sounds like your cuppa tea, then I once again implore you to visit my Medium page. And subscribe so I can get cozy in your inbox.

See ya there.